God Vs. Satan

Ever wondered who's really winning the battle between good & evil? Well. it's not grandma who goes to church every Sunday. We take the battle to the rock & roll arena to find a decisive winner

By Anand Chandy

GOD vs. SATAN
In the spirit of the season we’ll break down for you as to whose side seems to be winning the rather lopsided battle for command of the Earth

God Squad  = 19

Brian Welch 
He literally saved him from his usual drunken debauched state at Korn, grew a beard, and is a practicing Christian now. 
+5
Amy Grant
She was the bastion or gospel music and the epitome of all things god. WAS. If only she didn’t divorce Gary Chapman and marry Vince Gill…
-2
Johnny Cash
 He was the devil in a blue dress till June Carter changed his ways. Clad in black he fought for God till his death.
+6
Switchfoot
They one a Grammy, with Learn To Breathe, for having the best rock gospel album. Gospel Rock, what a concept....
+10


Hell’s Angels= 32

Jimmy Page
He’s one of the late Aleister Crowley’s best mates and he owns an occult bookshop. Truly the six stringed demon from hell.
+10
Amy Lee
She started off citing God as her refuge. God doesn’t sign this gothic chick’s cheques anymore.
+7
Katy Perry
From singing about her marriage to Christianity to about how she like kissing women was an easy transition for this diva.
+5
Marilyn Manson
The heir apparent to Satan’s throne the man with a fake eyeball champions the ways of hell more than anyone else.
+10

The Hell's Angels seemed to have whooped the lambs from God's Squad this time but we're kind of waiting on Scott Stapp's new album to change all that. Cheers!